What? Is it Fall already? Is *that* what this cold weather stuff has been about!
Be sure to catch the video comparing mine vs. yours at the end of this month's newsletter. I did choose it 'specially for YOU!
Fall brings us closer to the Holiday Season, and all the fun and work that entails. Our Holiday Munch will be in December, and we are still considering venue choices, so if you have an idea, let us know! We need a typical social event room, where we can get or serve food and exchange gifts and pleasantries. As usual, no fetish attire, nekkidness, or play allowed, so that is not a concern in choosing a location.
Expect gifts, door prizes, raffles, and a special BIG item for a cheap chance! Yummy food and good fun round out this Holiday Extravaganza you won't want to miss!
"I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later." ---Mitch Hedberg
Sunday, October 26, 2008
BDSM101 classes coming soon to a theater near you!
"BDSM 101" - A relaxed, engaging, and highly entertaining introduction to Bondage & Discipline, Dominance & submission, and S/M for beginners. The emphasis is on meeting potential play partners, negotiation skills, roles & expectations, scene safety, anatomy, basic techniques, common protocol, and party manners. Includes the infamous puppet show, finger painting on anatomy eye candy demo bottoms, and prizes. Open to all genders and orientations.
Talk to Chris or Ambrosio, or any Board member, in person or by e mail, if you have any interest in these classes. Upcoming schedule posted soon!
Talk to Chris or Ambrosio, or any Board member, in person or by e mail, if you have any interest in these classes. Upcoming schedule posted soon!
Beware of Robot Hookers!
More good advice:
When faced with a decision between right and left, always choose right.
At least you can say you made the right decision.
I love the look of sexy shoes tied onto the feet!
Here's some options for doing it.
(All images copyrighted by Bedroom Bondage.)
Fascinating Facts from Elsewhere.
(Now, I don't know exactly how true these are, but they were sent out on the interwebs, and you know EVERYthing on the Interwebs is true, right?
In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
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In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)
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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick?)
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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Much worse than 'going blind!')
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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time.
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
*editor's note: I've had sex with virgins. believe me; it ain't that great.
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In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England - but only in tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)
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In Cali , Colombia , a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
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In Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only 'in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.'
(Is this a great country or what? Well, not as great as Guam !)
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for these tests?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Much worse than 'going blind!')
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time.
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
*editor's note: I've had sex with virgins. believe me; it ain't that great.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England - but only in tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In Cali , Colombia , a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only 'in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.'
(Is this a great country or what? Well, not as great as Guam !)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for these tests?)
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Apparently, it's been scientifically proven that mine is bigger than yours.
My dick- locked in a cage, right
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick- so hot, it's stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick- so hot, it's stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman
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